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Boldly Itemize (and Objectify)

Pen_alias    2 February, 2022
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Boldly Itemize (and Objectify)

She was a major in the army.


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05/02/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
Well, Caw'n is bleeding every stone here

02/02/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Délicieux !

02/02/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
hehehehehe!

02/02/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: But they were ordered and brought to Fantasy Inland at great personal expense to me! I had to pay separate shipping on each one! That notwithstanding, I can’t return something I never got. You are correct my friend. Ladies, come and meet Captain Turk… Six chickens and one turkey, just in case you are particular. Oh, hello. So, you’re a professional hula dancer? No, hula dancing is just a sideline for me. I’m a nurse by profession. Oh, so you’re Nurse Hula Hen. These are the joke people; suck it up.

02/02/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date - Groundhog Day (though I could have sworn that was yesterday) - Mr. Caw’n beamed aboard my ship without invitation. The audacity! I should beam aboard his ship, see how he likes it when the shoe’s on the other foot. Then he’d be on my ship and I’d be on his ship and… aw skip it… So Captain Turk, we meet face to face again. Now, before I rip off your legs and make you dance, it is time we settle up accounts. Among the items you took from Fantasy Inland and never paid for are: one alligator shirt… Nooooo! You can’t take it from me; it’s all I have! I spilled pudding on the other one! …seven pastel-colored hula girls… Hey, come on, I never even got those!