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The Worm Turns

Pen_alias    21 August, 2021
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The Worm Turns

I have been asked by the Society for The Preservation of The Integrity of Hard Liquor to point out that the practice of placing a worm in a bottle of tequila has never been common among most distillers of said beverage. Personally, I don't drink, so they can stick all the vile parasites they want in there for all it matters to me.


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22/08/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
Oooh. Tequila sticked a worm in their liquor and it was fine. But someone drops a rat in a vat of Mountain dew and everyone loses their cool

22/08/2021 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Tout le monde sait que les petits enfants adorent avaler des vers.

21/08/2021 Edited   Stihl Stihl
hmm...

21/08/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Good point

21/08/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Tequila is my poison: that worm in the bottle just hits the spot. Oh, they stopped putting the worm in there. What! Why? They were being accused of marketing liquor to children. In what way is putting a worm in a bottle of tequila marketing to children? Everyone knows any product sold with a prize at the bottom is for kids.