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20/08/2021
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Stihl
better be on the lookout
it's avocaDO not avocaDON'T
Avocados need advocates due to all the poisoning lawsuit by chickens. Chicken lawyers work pro bono.
Chickens eat them, that's who. They're not excessively bright.
Je ne pensais pas que ces poulets avait les moyens de se payer un avocat.
Who eats those parts anyway?
Actually only the skin and the pit is toxic to them. Guacamole's okay.
They can't eat guacamole? The horror!
Transcript:
Did you know avocados are poisonous to chickens? I didn’t! I could have eaten an avocado and keeled over and I would never have known why.
What’s an avocado?
I don’t know! They could be anywhere! I’ll never eat again!