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23/06/2021
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Mark Burkhart

Way too many chickens!
great Scott... beam me up!
freak y
It's the only French word I know that rhymes with Turk.
" Le Turk, c’est beurk! " (!!!) (tiens tiens)
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date, Pennsylvania six five thousand - unable to pinpoint Spork’s precise location on the planet, we will have to systematically spot check the nearly fifty-seven and a half million square miles of land on Earth. If this takes more than an hour and a half, I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist on more than twenty-six dollars…
Turk to ship: we have arrived on the planet’s surface. We will contact you once we have ascertained whether or not Spork is in the vicinity.
Turk out.
Turk out!!!
Le Turk, c’est beurk!