Boldly Connive

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NeoChomik

and then that 'spork' will have dramatic outburst about getting fired out of the airlock and it will come up

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Mark Burkhart

The script does what I tell it to do! Damn it Jim I'm a writer not a starship doctor!

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MadameCercle

Trop rusé.

21/05/2021 Edited

El_Ceviche

Clever plan!

21/05/2021 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript: Captain’s log: star date, two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate - Spork’s mother insists on seeing her son and refuses to leave until she does. For those of you playing along at home: Spork is dead… Yeoman, I need your help: Spork’s parents won’t beam off the ship until they see him. Didn’t you tell them he was shot out an airlock? It didn’t come up. Why didn’t you tell them? Do you want me to tell them? I’ve always wanted to do that “he’s dead” bit. Now’s not the time. I need you to get a blue shirt and some fake ears out of the prop department and pretend you’re Spork. But I don’t look anything like Spork. Of course you do; all you leghorns look alike. That is extremely offensive! I’m telling P.R. Yeah, you do that - but first go pretend you’re Spork. What if a fake ear falls off while I’m talking to them? They’ll know they aren’t real. Believe me, they won’t think anything of it.