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22/05/2021
Edited
Mark Burkhart
He can't be dead. Or can he?
In search of Spork!
sic semper tyranis or something
Court, mais empli de judicieuses décisions.
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date twenty-five or six to four - things move along just as they have before in Spork’s absence. What did we need a science officer for anyway?
Did he really expect us to believe those were his ears? That’s so delusional. That curls my head of shiny, luxurious hair.
Captain Turk, Spork’s parents have beamed aboard; they wish to speak to him.
What? Didn’t you tell them he was dead?
You’re the captain; that’s your job.
Uhenra, I hereby pass the title of captain on to you.
I abdicate.
That was a short reign.