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11/05/2021
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
a common mistake
Definitely not snot. Just saying...
Beautiful!
C'est mauvais de traîner à table aussi longtemps.
Transcript 2:
The puncture mark leads us to one inescapable conclusion: that the ambassador was actually poisoned, not by his drink, but by some sort of dart or projectile fired surreptitiously by a nearby assailant.
In other words: the ambassador was shot, and only one person in this room gave the slightest inclination that he believed the ambassador had been shot!
What? Me? No, I never said shot; I...I must have said snot.
Yeah, now I remember: I definitely said snot. Of course he wasn’t snot; I know that now. I was confused and I thought he was snot, but obviously he...
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date yadda, yadda, yadda - I have dropped a bomb on the proceedings - figuratively speaking, of course. It’s not an actual bomb, it’s… forget it, poor choice of words; forget I said bomb…
The poison not in the tranya? Captain Turk, that’s illogical; the ambassador began reacting violently as soon as he took a sip.
All a carefully planned ruse to make it appear that the tranya contained poison. However upon closer examination, our own Doctor Bawkoy discovered a small puncture on the back of the ambassador’s neck.
Of course, we decided not to reveal this fact right away; otherwise the audience would have figured out what happened immediately and we would have had to be far more clever with our plotting.