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11/05/2021
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
or maybe the ambassador tried to poison the captain and mixed the glasses?
Beautiful
Yes!
Excellent, ce hareng rouge !
(— Vous allez manquer d'espace dans l'espace?)
Transcript part 2:
What are you talking about Tom? Spork is your first officer and your right hand man; he’s the least likely person on this ship to commit a crime!
Exactly! It’s always the least likely suspect! Why, that other fellow is nothing but a red herring thrown in to confuse the plot!
Ye gad Tom, listen to yourself! This is not some cheesy parlor room mystery… it’s a cheesy space opera! Aren’t you familiar with the principle of Occam's razor?
Oh sure, that’s where the first blade lifts the hair and the second blade cuts it away clean.
Transcript part 1:
Space: if I keep creating characters for this story, I fear I may run out of...space.
That stranger is clearly our prime suspect Tom: he’s shifty and dodgy; he doesn’t belong here; he’s expressed nothing but animosity for the ambassador and when we first noticed him, he was stroking his mustache and laughing maniacally.
I don’t know, my money’s on Spork. Think about it; it’s such an unexpected twist: a logistical genius dedicating his life to the pursuit of good, then one day the temptation becomes too overwhelming and he decides to use his brilliant mind to commit the perfect crime.