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Boldly Stowed

Pen_alias    19 April, 2021
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29/04/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
But what about mystery meat thursday?

21/04/2021 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Will have to ask the next Sealion I meet how peguin tastes. I imagine it is a little gamey.

19/04/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Never had penguin...hmmmmm.

19/04/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date manic Monday - the Peninggui ambassador is dead. All signs point to...fowl play… Dead? Are you certain Barns? Of course Tom, you saw me poke him with the stick. Is that the extent of your medical training? I could have nudged him with my foot, but the stick thing is far more reliable. I’m sorry Tom; there’s nothing left for him but a proper space burial. Right, stick him in a giant humidor and shoot him out an airlock. Captain Turk, this man was an ambassador, not a member of the crew. We can’t just sweep him under the rug and pretend he never existed. Of course you’re right Spork; rug sweeping is for low ranking officers only. Yeoman, put the ambassador in the meat freezer until we can assess the situation. Yes Captain. Oh, and Yeoman… Yes Captain? Make sure the chef knows he’s not on the menu. Whatever.