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13/04/2021
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NeoChomik
i'm afraid i can't do that Dave
Excellent. On s'y croirait.
I'm liking this new series, Pen...Of course, I am a bit biased towards this kind of stuff.
Daisy, Daisy...
Dave? What are you doing, Dave?
LOL! Dave's not here man!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date, twelfth of never - we are in direct communication with a hostile alien force…
Did Dave say he didn’t want to talk to me? Is that what this is all about? That’s bogus man.
Like I was trying to tell you: there are roughly four hundred crew members on this ship and I know every single one of their names…
There’s Chickolf and Silo and Scratchy and Spork…
There’s Barns and Uhenra and Xerxes and Bob…
There’s Chu Chu and Fling Fob and Froo Froo and Mel…
There’s Penny and the other Penny and Pinny with an I…
There’s the millionaire and his wife, the movie star and the rest…
But among all of them there is not one crewman, alien, android or pet rock named Dave!
Well, when you see Dave, tell him I called, Okay?
Oh yeah, that’s great; I’ll do that (whoever you are, you piece of…)
Captain, another communication…
Oh for... if this is the same guy…
Hi, this is Dave. Any calls for me?
Dave’s not here man.