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08/04/2026
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MadameCercle
MadameCercle
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Transcript:
Wow! I can’t believe how easy it is to purchase a flamethrower. All you need is a major credit card, and it doesn’t even have to be yours.
Don’t you feel the least bit ashamed: constantly swiping the farmer’s credit card to fulfill your frivolous little whims?
You’re right; this tiny piece of plastic has been a source of temptation to me for too long.
As soon as I get my new flamethrower, I’ll torch it.