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28/03/2026
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Captain’s log: star date - don’t ask for answers, just take your chances, don’t ask me why - An effervescent light shines outside the ship. It is like nothing I’ve ever seen - and I’ve seen a penguin in a naval uniform…
It’s beautiful! I am strangely drawn to it! Move closer, let me touch it, feel it, lick it…
Captain Turk, something out there is trying to contact us!
Yes…it wishes to speak to me - to teach me, to guide me, to give me piggy back rides…
Are you feeling alright Captain?
Do not keep our incandescent hosts waiting Uhenra!
Okay then…
Captain Tom T. Turk!
It knows my name!
We are The Collective!
The Collective…
Collect us all!
Collec-...collect us all?
A crummy commercial?
Son of a birch!