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22/03/2026
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Pen_alias
Pen_alias
Transcript:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why?
Because it wanted to go there.
Why?
Because its heart yearned fervently for greener pastures.
Why?
Because the pasture it was in wasn’t green enough!
Why?
Because the groundskeeper didn’t use enough fertilizer!
Why?
Because he was too busy drinking whiskey in the tool shed!
Why?
Because he had a serious drinking problem!
Why?
Because some idiot chicken wouldn’t stop asking why!!!
Why?
That’s what I’d like to know!!!
Well don’t look at me; I’ve got better things to do than stand around answering silly questions.