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13/03/2026
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Pen_alias
Transcript:
So, how is the neighborhood watch coming along?
Pretty good: as far as I know there hasn’t been a cow abducted since we put it together.
Oh no? Then how do you explain the cow on this milk carton?
I’m pretty sure that’s just the logo. Besides, they haven’t put a missing person’s face on a milk carton in thirty years.
Why not?
I don’t know; I guess they must have found everybody.
Yay!