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02/03/2026
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Mark Burkhart
Oh wait...that's a nose...
Probably was singing the Time Warp on Halloween night! it's obvious as the beak on my face!
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Transcript:
And so Inspector Lactade escorted Yorick to The Yard. Yorick went along peacefully without making a scene, merely stating that he would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling anachronisms…
Well, I’d say that wraps up all the loose ends, eh Waddleson?
All the loose ends? This thing has more loose ends than a nude beach! How can a man hit himself over the head with his own skull?
‘Tis a bit of a sticky wicket, eh wot Hens?
What?
Yes, wot.
Well, if you both insist on belaboring the thing, I suppose I can elucidate, although it all seems patently obvious to me.
And, no doubt, to the people at home. Isn’t that right, people at home?