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27/02/2026
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By use of deductive reasoning (which is the process of reasoning via deduction) Shercluck Hens was able ascertain, with very little probability of error, that Yorick had been murdered with a skull. And seeing as Yorick was the only skull within the immediate vicinity, it seemed the identity of the culprit was obvious…
It would appear, my dear Waddleson, that for perhaps the first time in history the murder victim and the murder weapon are one and the same!
What? How could that be? That doesn’t make the slightest bit of…there’s absolutely no way he could have…
Yes, it’s true! I did it!
What?!
That Yorick: he was so smug and sure of himself with his gibes, gambols and song. I shut him up good! He had it coming and I’d do it again!
Go ahead, do it again. It makes as much sense as anything else.