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22/02/2026
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Pen_alias
Transcript:
Well don’t keep us in suspense Hens: what is this evidence you have that points to this fellow Yorick being murdered?
My dear Waddleson, don’t you find it in the least bit suspicious that his skull should be kept separate from his body in such a nice, kempt graveyard?
Oh come on! Haven’t you been watching the play? They toss skulls like juggling pins around here. It’s basically a landfill for bones. It’s not as if Yorick were someone important.
Hey!
Uh, I mean: he was a fellow of infinite jest and most excellent fancy.
You’re dead to me!