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08/01/2026
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Mark Burkhart
Mark Burkhart
Heh
Transcript:
What are you doing?
I’m writing a review for that backscratcher I bought.
What for?
What for? They sent me an email begging, pleading for me to write a review, stressing the importance of my opinion - MY opinion!
How do I say no to that? I’m not made of stone!
That’s like a form letter; it goes out to everyone who buys something.
Really? That reeks of desperation.
I’m going to recommend that every last one of them should seek professional help.
In a product review for a backscratcher?
They’ll see it; they’re obsessed with these things.