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23/09/2025
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Stihl
Stihl
What was last; an egg or a chicken?
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - you can’t change film with a kid on your back - they say you shouldn’t cry over spilled milk, but if you spill vodka on an evil robot, she goes all to pieces…
So how are they Barns?
They’re dead Tom.
Oh, it feels so good to be able to say that again. It’s been too long, much too long.
Thanks for the assist stranger, though I’m sure we could have handled them. What was the deal with those robot chicks anyway? Why did they want to terminate all our eggs?
Some time in their future an egg will bring peace to their dystopian nightmare realm, wresting the reins of power from their steely grip. Their mission is to keep that egg from ever rising to prominence but all eggs look the same to them so they just travel through time destroying eggs, hoping one will be the right one.
Oh okay, sure, that makes sense.
No holes in that logic.