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20/09/2025
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Pen_alias

It's not on the kids' menu.
Sonic Screwdriver? I didn't know you could get screwdrivers at Sonic.
Transcript 2:
You leave us no choice but to retaliate. Crew, set your phasers to can opener!
Now, now, there is no need for violence as long as I have my sonic screwdriver.
Sonic screwdriver?
Quite: one part vodka, two parts tranya. It’s most refreshing. Here, catch.
AH – ASSISTANCE! ASSISTANCE! TOO – MUCH – VODKA! NOT – ENOUGH – GARNISH!
Now why didn’t I think of doing that?
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - what will you give me for a basket full of kisses - our robot visitors have launched an all out laserblast assault on our uninvited visitor, and every time the fellow is blasted to the ground he gets back up as someone different. This is unseemly behavior on both parts…
Hey, hey, hey, hey! I’m the Captain on this ship and there are strict rules here against killing - and especially rekilling. It is explicitly forbidden by that one thing…what was that called Spork?
The Prime Directive Captain Turk.
No, that can’t be it. Was it the Magna Carta, Barns?
I’m a doctor Tom, not a documentarian.