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03/05/2025
Edited
Mark Burkhart

Maybe they're color blind?
everybody knows that wearing red is a telltale sign of becoming probably dead.
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - this little piggy had none - the visitors from Scabro Fair have become hostile, threatening and just all around discourteous house guests…
YOU – WILL – BRING – US – YOUR – EGGS – OR – SUFFER – THE – CONSEQUENCES!
What are you going to do, annoy us to death?
Beak lasers: I should have known.
YOU – WILL – BRING – US –EGGS – TO – TERMINATE – OR – WE – WILL – TERMINATE – YOUR – CREW – ONE – BY – ONE!
WE – WILL – BEGIN – WITH – THOSE – WEARING – RED!
Oh, well that makes sense.
STARTING – WILL – THOSE – IN – ALLIGATOR – SHIRTS!
Nobody appreciates the fashion forward.
Hey, what’s that over there?
WHERE?
WHERE?
WHERE?
WHERE?
WE – HAVE – BEEN – DECEIVED!
IT – WAS – A – RUSE!
WHERE? I – STILL – SEE – NOTHING!
DON’T – BE – A – STOOGE – BERNICE!