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08/04/2025
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El_Ceviche

Shmam!
Transcript:
Easter is right around the corner. Don’t forget to pick up your Easter ham.
I’m sure they’ve already got an Easter turkey ready to go.
Ham is the traditional main course for a proper traditional Easter dinner!
Ham shmam!
You will retract that statement immediately! Ham is not shmam!
No, I think he’s got you there; it is pretty shmam.
You’re shmam! He’s shmam! The whole corrupt system is shmam!
That’s the shmamiest statement I’ve ever heard.
Shmam!