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The Windup and The Pitch

Pen_alias    13 October, 2024
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The Windup and The Pitch

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13/10/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
It all seems a bit irregular to me.

13/10/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: After hearing the tragedy of Sir Bawkerville’s missing boot, the Bawker Street irregulars were eager to aid in the werewolf’s capture… Should we carry torches and pitchforks? Pitchforks! Name one classic monster movie where the villagers actually carried pitchforks. People just say torches and pitchforks so they’ll have a second thing to mention. Besides, the pitchforks would have to be made of silver to be of any use. I once entered a hay lofting competition where the second prize was a silver pitchfork. So you have a silver pitchfork? No, doggonit, I got the gold. Meanwhile… Honestly Larry, you could at least use some silverware. I told you never to mention silver to me Vlad.