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All Things Being Equinox

Pen_alias    1 March, 2024
All Things Being Equinox

Spring, of course, is when young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love - but you couldn't expect THEM to know that.


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01/03/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
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01/03/2024 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
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01/03/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Ah, March first: the first day of spring. Don’t be an idiot! It isn’t spring until the twenty-first. You’re both wrong: it’s the nineteenth this year. It’s all figured with science and tape measure. I don’t care what some egghead with a degree in confuse-everyone-ology has to say on the matter. Spring is always, has always been and will always be on the twenty-first! I still say it’s spring now! Well you’re a moron! That’s the first thing any of us has agreed on! Hey, you, we need an unbiased opinion. When is it spring? It’s a spring when elastic material coils into a helix. Oh…well that could be any minute now.