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01/03/2024
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El_Ceviche
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Transcript:
Ah, March first: the first day of spring.
Don’t be an idiot! It isn’t spring until the twenty-first.
You’re both wrong: it’s the nineteenth this year. It’s all figured with science and tape measure.
I don’t care what some egghead with a degree in confuse-everyone-ology has to say on the matter. Spring is always, has always been and will always be on the twenty-first!
I still say it’s spring now!
Well you’re a moron!
That’s the first thing any of us has agreed on!
Hey, you, we need an unbiased opinion. When is it spring?
It’s a spring when elastic material coils into a helix.
Oh…well that could be any minute now.