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25/02/2024
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El_Ceviche
Called a quack four times with no reaction. that's a professional!
Bon docteur.
Transcript:
Chief Medical Officer’s log: star date - CLEAR! - it’s tough being the only doctor on a ship of four hundred crew members but I stick it out because as a doctor I took an oath. Doctors must always be vigilant and work toward the good of birdkind. Did I mention I’m a doctor…
Now, Mr. Quack, Captain Turk asked me to clear you for service. I noticed you left the space under rank blank on this form. What is it you do on this ship?
I serve cold beverages and dance.
Right, I’ll just put down Ensign.
Now, open your mouth and say “ah”.
Quack
No, “ah”.
Quack
“Ah”
Quack
“Ah”
Quack
Say “quack”.
Ah
Say, that was pretty slick Doctor.
That’s why I have the PhD.