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12/02/2024
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El_Ceviche
El_Ceviche
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Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - time can change me but I can’t change time - preparations for our new entertainment lounge are moving along swimmingly. I’m thinking of calling it the Tom T. Turk Lounge; it has a ring to it…
Are you ready to amuse the troops Quack?
Yesh shir, Captain Shurk, I look ferwerd to sherving under you. (Yes sir, Captain Turk, I look forward to serving under you.)
Captain Turk, what is that?
Allow me to introduce you to Quack, Mr. Spork; he’s going to be running the Tom T. Turk Lounge for us.
Who’s going to want to buy drinks from that monstrosity?
Mr. Spork, I’m surprised at you! That is straight up bigotry. The universe produces all manner of lifeforms, all beautiful in their own way and Bwar Fleet welcomes them all with open wings.
Yeah, sure, just keep it away from me.
Seriously though, at least close your mouth.
Shorry (Sorry)