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Boldly Beat It

Pen_alias    30 October, 2023
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Boldly Beat It

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30/10/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
They get taken a lot and usually end up with the short end of the straw - except for that sweet, sweet Bawkmobile.

30/10/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
They seem to like Kenny's work. That is the second cardboard tchotchke they've bought..

30/10/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - fire, no good - due to some shrewd bargaining on my part, we have regained Spork’s head without use of threat or force in accordance with Bwar Fleet’s dime detective…or grime protective…or whatever it’s called… There you go Spork, good as new. What, you just popped it back on there like a doll’s head? Some doctor! I could have done that. But won’t the Dark Lord be angered when he finds out you traded away Java The Hawk’s trophy? Big deal, he’s always angry. That’s true; he’s a real Groucho. And now, for the supreme irony, I will destroy you fools with your own weapon! Mah, ha, ha, ha! Hey, it’s not working. What did you expect from painted cardboard? Cardboard? You didn’t say this was cardboard! I never said it wasn’t. Beam us up Scratchy. They’ve escaped into space! I will have my revenge Tom T. Turk! Prepare the rocket ship! Actually, the rocket melted five minutes after we returned to Earth.