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Boldly Ain't Afraid of No

Pen_alias    26 October, 2023
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Boldly Ain't Afraid of No

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26/10/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
YES!

26/10/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
YES!

26/10/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - that thing in the basement is not my mother - the reunion between Spork’s body and head is imminent, but first we must deal with his spectral abductors who are brazenly ripping off a film franchise so tacky they started putting numbers in the title before there was even a sequel… It is imperative that I reattach this bird’s head immediately! Can you not see that he’s sick? Uh heh, uh heh And his body isn’t doing too well either! Yeah, the pumpkin is starting to rot. By decree of our dark master, this head is to be mailed to Java The Hawk! The evil, intergalactic coffee magnate? Why don’t you let us take it to him for you? That way you save postage. Are you a licensed, bonded courier? No, I’m a doctor. Then… DIIIIIIIIIIE! Barns, when someone asks you if you are a licensed, bonded courier, you say YES!