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Boldly Brown Bag It

Pen_alias    24 October, 2023
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24/10/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
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24/10/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Step away from the head interlopers - or face the wrath of the nine Naz-gulls! I only count eight. Alright, who’s missing? Here I am; sorry I’m late; I had a little trouble with my mask. Are - are you wearing a sack over your head? I thought we all agreed to wear hockey masks! We were out of hockey masks; I had to improvise. And the best you could come up with is a sack over the head? Do you know what’s scarier than a sack over the head? Literally anything! Oh, and like a hockey mask is SO terrifying. It’s a piece of plastic designed to keep little disks from flying in your face. Hockey masks display a dead, expressionless countenance that fills others with vague horror. Do you know what people think when they see a sack over your head? What’s in the bag - a shark or something? Why does everyone keep asking that? That doesn’t even make sense.