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17/10/2023
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El_Ceviche
El_Ceviche
Love Mr Peacock.
Transcript 2:
That cardboard is made from titanium?
Well, no, they just build their own packaging material in house.
Look, we’re in a hurry. If I buy that thing from you, will you leave us alone and let us pass?
I could be persuaded to do business on those terms. That’ll be only forty-nine ninety-nine! Isn’t it neat how numbers seem so small when you put the word only in front of them?
I’ll give you eighty-nine cents and a stick of gum.
Mr. Peacock, you drive a hard bargain. It’s a deal!
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - in the night…in the dark - en route to retrieving Spork’s head we were waylaid by what appeared to be a horrendous, flesh-eating, spider-like creature - but it turned out to be some sort of rural junk peddler - honest mistake…
Believe me Mr. Peacock, once you’ve used a state of the art atom demoleculizor, you’ll never be satisfied with anything less.
I am not a peacock! I am Captain Tom T. Turk of the USS…
See that? Pretty ain’t it? That there is a gen-u-ine atom demoleculizor.
That looks like it’s made of cardboard!
Cardboard produced in the self-same facility where they build titanium alloys for space shuttles, don’t you know.