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Boldly Swing

Pen_alias    8 October, 2023
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Boldly Swing

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08/10/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
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08/10/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - rustical quality, willow-ty-wallow-ty - with Science Officer Spork’s head still in the clutches of evil, gothic seagulls, my crew picks this time to start playing around in a tree… Seriously guys, get down! This is no time to be playing Tarzan! Will you just help us down from here before this thing grabs you too! Alright, let me just set my phaser to “really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree” and… Wha! Oh, good one Captain Turk! RF-D2, you’re our last chance. Fly for help! What do you mean you can only fly in the prequels? It’s just a figure of speech! Go find someone! Hi ho, oddie oh, Tom Gobble-gilly… …the heck! Bad tree! Bad! We do not do that to strangers! Drop it right now! Drop iiiiiit!