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15/10/2023
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
it will run around in panic first.
Putting Groucho Marx in a chicken suit and then putting a Darth Vader costume over that is all my own doing.
Well let's see: the Star Trek parody started because Zeek visited the farm dressed in a star fleet uniform. The Lord of the Rings stuff started because Kenny invited Bawkman to the Prancing Pony. The Star Wars stuff may be coincidental but I wouldn't rule out your planting that bug in my ear too. I must have an original idea somewhere.
Star Trek Star wars Lord of the rings sounds familiar.
Transcript 2:
What? More Star Wars? I thought we were doing Lord of The Rings? I was into the Lord of The Rings stuff! Mixing Star Wars and Star Trek - it’s just too much star! We need some sort of contrast to…
This is just his head. Where’s the rest of him?
Oh, well your excellency, the rest of him didn’t seem important so we…omitted it.
Oh, so you just omitted it…
You just omitted the body of the chicken, that’s all!
Java The Hawk is willing to pay handsomely for this chicken! This WHOLE chicken!
But this is the part that talks. We thought…
Yours is not to reason; you left out the body of the chicken!
Very well, send it that way and…tell them the body will follow.
Transcript 1:
Naz-gull’s log: Septembuary eighty-third,
seventeen hundred ninety-skree (Old Forest reckoning)
- the Dark Lord Vorwerk has graced us with his presence.
In times past his deceit caused us to wander the world in
darkness, losing all sense of self and propriety
- but basically he’s an okay guy. SKREEEEE!
Your eminence, we are humbled at the sight of you. Your grandiose darkness radiates an incandescent gloom which bathes us in awe.
I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. Do you have it?
Yes Lord Vorwerk, we have obtained your trophy.
So, what’s in the bag? A shark or something?
That is your prize, your exaltedness.
In there, but how…