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25/09/2023
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
use extra soap
Lol!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - does anybody really know what time it is - Dudson’s recollections of The Old Forest have sent him muttering hysterically in a cold sweat - hilarious…
You can’t make me go back there man! You just can’t!
Tom up Dudson! You’re not with the marines anymore; this is Bwarfleet and Bwarfleet knows no fear!
Besides, this isn’t some routine mission; this one is for Spork! Spork, who is a friend and comrade to us all! Spork, a bird of impeccable character and loyalty and courage and hygiene and…
Spork, you little worm! The next time you bump into me like that you’re going to lose your legs along with your head! Now get over there!
What was I talking about again?
Something to do with hygiene.
Oh yes, hygiene: hygiene is not just important to you, it effects the way you are perceived by those around you. Good hygiene can make the difference between a confident and healthy self-image and…