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Zeek 270

El_Ceviche    22 September, 2023
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15/10/2023 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
that's not a moon. that's my forehead

22/09/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
That's not a moon, that's my wife!

22/09/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Transcript: Planet Discord has just been destroyed by the Death Star! On board the Death Star, "Princess" Jade has been forced to witness this. Meanwhile, Our heroes are on their way to Discord unaware of its destruction. I just woke up as Luke Skywalker. How did you become Obi Wan? I assumed the role after my escape, lad. Escape? What haven't you told me, Angus? The last thing Ah remember from before this was being in mah workshop at th' school. Ah think ah had a visitor, but it's all hazy now. Next Ah knew Ah was stepping oot of some contraption in a brightly lit room. Everything was blurry, but Ah think Kenny was there and some stormtroopers. How did you get to Tatooine? Ah busted oot, stole a ship, and headed right where Ah thought Zeek would look for me. Except I showed up and we don't know where Zeek is. Excuse me sirs, but the captain says we will be arriving at Planet Discord momentarily.