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25/09/2023
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NeoChomik
that's a cold sweat, if i ever seen one
Tom has that effect on some people.
Transcript 2:
I’ve been to The Old Forest; I’ve witnessed its terrors…
I was stationed with the United Sanders Colonel Marines. We had been deployed to The Old Forest to wipe out an infestation of hostile extraterrestrials…
We were jaded and fearless. We faced trial after trial with stoic disregard for our own safety. But then…it appeared…
Hi ho, oddie oh! Hey, hey, hey and ho, ho, ho!
…the horror…the horror…
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - fifty million french hens can’t be wrong - Science Officer Spork’s missing head has been traced to a place called The Old Forest. Lieutenant Dudson upon hearing this flew into a state of uncontrolled panic (as opposed to controlled panic). You remember Lieutenant Dudson don’t you? Of course you do! It’s not like we’re just randomly throwing new characters into the mix and expecting you to accept that they’ve always been there…
Why are you afraid of some old forest Dudson? Were you traumatized as a child by a squirrel throwing an acorn at you?