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Boldly Freak Out

Pen_alias    19 September, 2023
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Boldly Freak Out

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25/09/2023 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
this called for "get a hold of yourself" setting

19/09/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Hah! I love Turk!

19/09/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: How is that narrowing it down? Aren’t most forests on Earth old? It’s not like there are a lot of new forests popping up. The Old Forest? I ain’t goin’ there man! That place is haunted or somethin’! It’s got trees that reach out and grab you and spiders the size of Buicks! This is a bug hunt! Game over man! Game over! Knock it off! Captain Turk, you shot him! Not to worry Yeoman, I had my phaser set to “snap out of it”. A simple “calm down” would have sufficed.

19/09/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date - none but the lonely heart - RF-D2 has pinpointed the location of Spork’s head but the information is being displayed holographically in an incoherent sort of technobabble. I’d decipher it myself, of course, but I do hate to show off… Scratchy, can you make out those zingbats? Yes siree chief, that’s one of the first things they taught us in engineering class at the academy - right after tooting the whistle and yelling “all abooooard!” According to these coordinates ol’ Sporks noggin resides on Earth, right in the deepest, darkest regions of The Old Forest.