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Boldly Earthbound

Pen_alias    13 September, 2023
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Boldly Earthbound

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24/09/2023 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
we know about it now and that's the important bit

14/09/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
There's always pone...at least.,

13/09/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: Why don’t we use RF-D2 to pinpoint Spork’s exact location? He has intergalactic tracking capabilities. How do you know that Yeoman? I read his instruction manual. It was taped to the bottom of one of his legs. I noticed he was rolling kind of lopsided. He works great; he can find anything whether it’s three feet away or a billion lightyears; he found my other alligator shirt just by sniffing my deodorant. And how long have you known about this? What does that matter? Was it before or after we searched the entire ship looking for Sporks head? Oh, I see what you mean. Heh heh heh heh…oops.

13/09/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date - blowing in the wind - we have reason to suspect that Spork’s head has been taken to a planet in the Milky Way galaxy - a planet which by my decree is to be known as…Earth… What if by some stroke of luck Spork has been taken back to Earth Tom? The Earth is vast. What are we going to do, beam down on a random location and wander around hoping to bump into him? That’s what we did last time and it seemed to work out alright. Alright? The last time we ended up angering an evil amusement park owner who tracked us down and took over the ship! It was only after allying ourselves with the Peninggui that we were able to regain control! Right, all’s well that ends well.