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Pen_alias    25 April, 2023
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25/04/2023 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
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25/04/2023 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Be careful what you wish for

25/04/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Lazy Turnip, you are the laziest turnip on the planet! Why were you sleeping during work hours? Because I’m the laziest turnip on the planet! Don’t be so judgmental Grouchy Turnip. Papa Turnip always says… Aw, shut up Brainy Turnip! Back! Stay back you simpering, seasick serpent! No eating your husband! Bad! Well Turnip my boy, you’re really living the dream. You wanted a wife and LOTS of kids. What you ended up with is a ravenous dragon lady and a few thousand clones that seem to get a little dumber with each passing regeneration. It’s enough to make a fellow wish he’d never been bestowed with artificial life during an ion storm. Thank you father! Thank you so blood-from-a-turnip-y much!