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Pen_alias    29 October, 2022
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31/10/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
Where will we get another turnip?

29/10/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Non, El_Ceviche, ce sont des demandes très raisonnables & valables pour les navets de toutes cultures.

29/10/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Typical teenager.

29/10/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Science officer’s log: star date - you’re thinking of a brick wall - what with keeping my diary up to date, I haven’t had much time to make a log lately. I’ve tracked down the turnip, and it appears to be trying to tell me something… Yes father, I’ve come to realize that the empty void in my soul cannot be filled by a father, nor a mother, nor a friend, nor an associate, nor a third cousin twice removed, nor an Amway salesman, nor a… Would you just get to the point!? Father, I want…a mate! Oh, you have got to be kidding! Yeah dad, you’re going to make me a lady turnip and she’d better be pretty! She needs to have long eyelashes, shapely roots and no beehive hairdo - and no gap in her front teeth! She doesn’t have to have teeth, or even a mouth because I don’t - but if she does have teeth, I want them to be perfect… Help me!