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31/10/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
but we are in this together
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Don't be a Spork!
Transcript 2:
The thing just needs a father figure. I’m sure if you called it sporto and played catch with it, it would calm right down.
It’s true; I’ve behaved shamefully. The burden of righting this wrong shall be mine. I alone must seek out the creature and bring it back, because I alone brought it into the world.
Come to think of it though, you guys did most of the work. All I really did was bawk out orders.
Spork!
Alright, alright, I’m going, I’m going.
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - ch ch ch… ah ah ah - a dark cloud hovers aboard ship, a cloud in the shape of a killer turnip…
Doctor Bawkoy, please report to sick bay, we have several victims of turnip attacks.
I’m a doctor, not a…oh, right, I’ll be right down.
Spork, do you see what your callous animosity has done? You created that thing; you have a responsibility towards it! You can’t disregard it as worthless just because it didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to.
Barns is right; you were a total jerk to that mindless, one-eyed freak of nature. Show some sensitivity!
Yeah Spork, and then telling me to set it on fire - that was cold! I would have never told me to do that.