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31/10/2022
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NeoChomik
Needed longer planks
I would have fallen fot that deception...but I have 2 eyes..I
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Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright - Spork’s creation is running about the ship in an insane, panicked rage. I suppose I should let the crew know…
You know what I think the trouble with that turnip is Spork? I’ll bet you gave it an unstable brain.
I didn’t give it a brain.
Oh, well, there’s your problem.
Ladies and Toms, this is your Captain speaking: there is an enraged, one-eyed, mutated turnip on the loose on the ship. Please panic and cavort as deemed necessary. Lunch today is tater-tots and pizza with jello for dessert while jello supplies last.
Later, elsewhere…
Ha, ha! I’ve got my quarters boarded up tight! I defy any monster to get through that!
Swish
Ah poopie!