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31/10/2022
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NeoChomik
how about virgin bloody mary
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Hey, I'm European and I find this offensive, we drink our blood cold as well
Transcript:
You know Vlad, the way we’re always standing in front of your castle makes me feel like we should be holding a couple of cold beers.
I never drink…beer.
I’ll settle for a Blood Lite.
I’m European, you know: I like it warm.
Ug - pass.