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20/09/2022
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NeoChomik
he's coming to a record
En fait le Dr. Bawkoy semblerait être un médecin. On pourrait noter ça quelque part.
Stop asking him questions!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - an oink, oink here and an oink, oink there - Science Officer Spork believes that the object we found in space may be the mummified remains of an ancient life form. He also believes that his Captain Kirk action figure watches over him at night, so, yeah…
So, what’s your opinion Dr. Bawkoy?
I’m a doctor Spork, not an editorialist.
Yes, but what sort of life form would you say this was?
This is clearly a root vegetable. I’m a doctor, not a nutritional anthropologist.
But supposing it were more than just a vegetable: would it be possible to bring it back to life?
I’m a doctor Spork, not a necromancer.
Say, what’s the record for the most “I’m a doctor, not a something elses” you’ve done in a single conversation?
I’m a doctor, not a statistician.