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20/09/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
Just tell them it was held in another town, but don't tell them which one.
Les poulets cosplayeurs, c'est ce qu'il y a de pire.
Transcript:
Well Yorick, I’d say The Shakespeare in The Park’s First Annual Yorick Chucking Competition was a resounding success.
Not from where I was sitting. Being chucked around by a bunch of townies all day does not befit the dignity of a world class, classically trained thespian.
And I didn’t think it was at all cute or funny for you to send those cadaver sniffing dogs to fetch me between rounds.
And to top off the indignity, I was abducted by cosplaying chickens. Do you have any idea how traumatizing that is?
Mark my words: if I have anything to say about it, there’s not going to be a Second Annual Yorick Chucking Competition!
Alright Yorick, if that’s the way you feel there won’t be a Second Annual Yorick Chucking Competition.
Darn right, there won’t.
But people are going to be awfully confused when we skip right to The Third Annual Yorick Chucking Competition.
If I could emote, I’d give you such a scowl.