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10/09/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
you'd think Spork would bring it up sooner
Une fois créé, rien ne se perd.
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…except for certain varieties indigenous to arid regions which need to be watered less frequently. It’s probably a good idea to consult some sort of growers guide in order to ascertain the proper care and maintenance of each individual plant…
Captain, I think you’re missing the point.
No Mr. Spork, the point is very clear: there are no enemies out here in the cosmos. We are a vast and varied clan spread throughout the universe. Oh sure, some of us are unmitigated jerks who need to be slapped around like bongo drums, but that just makes us all the more like family.
Now, what was it you were trying to tell me?
I don’t remember, I…oh yes, there’s an unidentified object floating around the ship.
Well what are you bothering me about it for? Shoot it down already! Do I have to think of everything?
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Captain’s log: star date - don’t know, don’t care - contrary to rumor, I do not wear a girdle: I am just naturally this poised and trim…
Captain Turk, sensors are indicating a foreign object outside the ship.
Nonsense Mr. Spork, in the vastness of the galaxy there are no foreigners, just one big community chest of flying debris floating happily along.
Yes, well, that not withstanding…
Every man a brother, every woman a sister, every plant a household fern needing watered once a day…
Okay, sure, but…