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My Word Is My Bomb

Pen_alias    5 July, 2022
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My Word Is My Bomb

Fact: killdeers hate deer. Fact: emphatically declaring the word fact before a statement makes everything you say unimpeachably true.


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08/07/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
spitting facts and shrapnel

07/07/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Fact!

06/07/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Tisk

06/07/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
I was just a normal sick little boy...

06/07/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Sad

06/07/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
By they way you make sure they keep them in their mouths by trying to yank them out....they bite down harder

06/07/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Oh crap! Should've know the killdeers would've been listening

05/07/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Fait et refait : l'existence des cerfs est peu probable.

05/07/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: So, I’ve heard about some sadistic kids sticking lit firecrackers in the mouths of frogs. We should try that trick on deer…only with grenades! Supposing they don’t sit still for that? I’ll tell them they’re pineapples. Supposing they don’t believe you? Why wouldn’t they believe me? I’m as honest as the day is long! Everyone knows that!