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25/03/2022
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NeoChomik
Just remember to pay the bill next time
I like the black and white chicken.
Transcript 2:
I am no longer burning with righteous wrath. I am forlorn, despondent and potentially sterile. Your debt to me is forgiven, Captain Turk. You can have the hula girls; I will keep the mountain of gold and tell the funny looking black and white chicken it can keep the alligator shirt.
Sigh - motherhood is a thankless, arduous job - but at least it’s short. I can start club hopping again!
Nice guy, that Caw’n. We should have him over for tranya sometime.
The pain…
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - one for the little boy who lives down the lane - well, Wheatley’s left Bwar Fleet for good this time. No big loss - I never liked him. Did you like him? I sure didn’t…
Ah, I’ve had a nice rest and I’ve come to terms with the fact that my son is a one dimensional sidekick from a mindless sitcom. Where is Wheatley? We have a lot of catching up to do.
He’s decided to stay with his father. He beamed back to the other ship.
What? But he didn’t even say goodbye!
If it’s any consolation, he kicked Caw’n in the groin before he left.
That does help; thank you Captain.
I do not think I am cut out to rule the galaxy after all.
It was never really quite clear how you were going to pull that off anyway.