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24/03/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
The one thing
You go girl!
Oui. C'est une scène de ménage.
Transcript 2:
It was you who filled the boy's head with ideas about ruling the galaxy with your scary Darth Vader voice and your promises of Yoda impressions, which I bet you never even delivered!
It was you who forced us to evacuate the ship, leaving him under the influence of your mad dreams and questionable fashion sense! It was you who prematurely aged him for the sake of plot development…
And because of you, he threw himself in front of a phaser set to the oddly specific setting of “stunt growth”, sentencing him to carry out the rest of his existence in a teenage body!
Who are you to speak to me this way? I, Caw’n, soon to be ruler of all that lies before him!
I’m the mother of your only son!
Oh sure, throw that in my face.
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date -
Captain’s log: star date -
Wheatley, would you please cut out this incessant whining! I am trying to do the Captain’s log! The star date is not whaaaa!
What is all this? The pain-filled cries of my son have awoken me from my severe, self-induced concussion.
Makes perfect sense.
Who has caused your pain, my son? Tell me and I will see that he is covered in hot-molten wrath!
You wanna know who caused your son’s pain? It was you, you whacked-out maniac! It was you who boarded this ship crying about payment for services rendered and insisting it be paid in blood!