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29/03/2022
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Mark Burkhart
Poot!
Yes, it's not my forte.
This is the most action we've seen in ages
Un peu d'exercice, chic !
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - an hour later than it was at this time yesterday - Captain Penguinter has distracted Caw’n long enough for us to beam aboard ship surreptitiously. Of course, I immediately drew attention to myself and Caw’n even got the first shot in - but boy was he surprised…
You might as well surrender Caw’n. Your shields and weapons are all meaningless toys against superior Peninggui technology. I think you’ll find that we are prepared for any and all contingencies.
Oh yes? How about this one!
Ah yes: birdkind in all its culture and advancement will always revert to the ways of the savage brute.
Stick a sock in it Spork.