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19/02/2022
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NeoChomik
Oh no! the greatest menace to the universe.
Entitled elderly!
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Space hillbillies! Nooooooooo!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - close but no cigar - our journey within the USS Pashca Ovum has brought us to a rather sizable space station. I have decided to use it as cover in case Mr. Caw’n should happen upon our location…
I don’t think this is such a good idea, Captain Turk. We don’t know that whoever runs this station is friendly with the Federation. It could be peopled by space pirates, hive-minded drones, warmongers, Amway salesmen…
Oh, calm down Spork. You’ve been watching too many space operas. This is reality.
It is?
Well, for the purpose of our story.
I don’t know Captain: I get the feeling that any minute now that view screen is going to pop on and we’ll be confronted by some dark, menacing, imperial lord.
Brr-zap!
This here space is posted property! Now git!
Well Spork, when you’re right, you’re right.